150 Word Excerpt: 'Theatre Kids' by John DeVore
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The following is a short snippet from my debut, Theatre Kids, a cheeky memoir for anyone who sings and/or cries in the shower:
“How can you tell if someone you know, or even love, is a theatre kid? Ask yourself this: Do they take a lot of selfies? Do. They. Enunciate. Every. Word? Do they frequently sigh heavily? Do they talk about themselves and their manifold feelings incessantly? These are just a few of the signs. Do they spell it t-h-e-a-t-r-e instead of t-h-e-a-t-e-r? That’s a good one. Only a true theatre kid spells it “theatre.” A “theater” is where you watch “theatre.” You see? No? This difference matters, and if you don’t think it does, you’re probably not a theatre kid, which may come as a relief to many of you. I need you to know that I know that t-h-e-a-t-r-e is just the British spelling of the word. But I much prefer the other explanation, don’t you? It’s more romantic. The theatre is an ancient art, a sacred, almost holy, occupation.”
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I can't believe I wrote a book. It hit me the other day that friends, family, and total strangers will be able to read it very soon. Treasured newsletter subscribers, too. I have no perspective at all at this point: I love this book, whether or not anyone else will. The writing process took too long, yet there wasn’t enough time. I wish I could continue writing and editing it forever. But I can't.
Theatre Kids is about many things: addiction, masculinity, suboptimal romantic choices, art, failure, and family. I knew going in that I was going to make fun of reformed drama dorks like yours truly. But then I slowly discovered what my memoir was really about: those friends in your life who carry you when no one else will and you can't. And so, I celebrated them.
I can’t wait for you to give it a read.
Pics Or It Didn’t Happen
Proof of my life in the theatre. My bona fides, if you will.
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Top 5 Rejected Theatre Kids Subtitles
5. ‘Theatre Kids: "Hey, Let's Put On A Show" And Other Bad Ideas’
4. ‘Theatre Kids: Exit, Pursued By A Bear’
3. ‘Theatre Kids: Portrait Of An Artist As An Emotionally Messy Diva’
2. ‘Theatre Kids: The Unofficial Sequel To ‘Les Miserables’
1. ‘Theatre Kids: A Masterpiece’
Subtitle #4 is genius, especially if there is a bear pursuit story in your book.
John, I'm so excited to read your book. I've read so many of your articles and loved all of them, so I already know I'll love your latest venture. You inspire me to write and I thank you for that. Kudos.